Although my children ridicule the 1970s and everything associated with that decade (including what they have seen of my ability to play basketball), all it takes is the miracle of modern photography to provide the illusion that I could actually play basketball in the 1970s
Note: Admittedly, my memories and claims about my basketball career tend to exceed the actual quality of that career (for more details, one would need to read my autobiography- Streaking at Harvard --see Humor page link elsewhere on website)